I love getting mail, especially after a long day at the sewing machine!  So, I was really excited when I got this letter with pictures on it…. Hmmmm….Marriage facing a serious new threat?  Huh.  Wait, what’s up with the creepy paper dolls?  And….Oh no!  FAMILY councils!  I hate families. Especially heterosexual ones! But what’s this…Political Action Committee??  What could you possibly be asking me to do?  I read on… You want me to forward my tax money to your “family” organization to fight the homosexual agenda!  Oh no, you must be confused!  I AM THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA! Thanks for supplying me with free postage and an envelope to let you know how I feel, OFC!  And thanks for being this week’s sponsor of Freak Family craft night.  First, we practice our cursive to get our message juuuuust right: Caption just in case: Yer Gay (and it’s okay!) Great.  Now it’s time to take gay pictures of ourselves with the reply to post on the internet just to really drive the point home…. Now that’s gay!  Ok, my turn! So yeah….if you’re reading, YER GAY AND ITS OKAY!  Okay?

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